(Spoken)
Cartman: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL......."
Stan: "Dont do it Cartman!"
Cartman: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL......."
Stan: "Im warning you!"
Cartman: "Alright, alright."
Stan: "Goddamnit, im sick and tired of him calling my mom a..."

Cartman: WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, shes a stupid bitch if there
ever was a bitch she's, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

Stan: "Shut your filthy Fucking mouth Cartman!"

Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesdays and
Saturdays she's a bitch. Then on Sunday just to be different, she's a super
king kong maya maya BIATCH!

Cartman: Come on you all know the words!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom, she's the biggest bitch in
the whole wide world. She's a mean ol' bitch she has stupid hair, she's
a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty
bitch! Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like
this:

(very quickly in the theme of song)
Chinese Children: obi kan a kali shaba nee do da, dooba naba neeba shaba nee
boom boom. Okiecollie doobadollie ne foo foo, shaba haba nooba kaba fe foo
foo!

Etheopians: wada wada koogie kuck a (click click click!)poodie podie shooba
shalie nee na be!

Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom, she's the biggest bitch in
the whole wide world. She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair, she's
a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch (kyles mom shows up and everyone
gasps) bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's
mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch! I really mean it, Kyle's mom,
SHE'S A BIG FAT FUCKIN BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH, BIG OL' FAT FUCKIN BITCH
KYLE'S MOOOOOOOOOOOM YEAH...CHA

(Cartman turns around)

Cartman: oh fuck


 

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